Janey was a woman who was oh so sweet
Though she was always sending out a tweet
They were always so hollow
Until a person, a follow,
Started to meander down her street.
The moon that night shined so bright
So beautiful no one expected a fright
“OMG I’m so bored!”
Janey abhorred
Until a boom outside ceased the light
Her cell phone screen was a glimmer
The situation couldn’t be dimmer
Janey’s biggest fan
A psychotic woman
Invaded her home with a hedge trimmer
Janey hid in her closet so shaken
Her address, the authorities, had taken
Then up popped a tweet
“Hey I see your feet!”
The trimmer turned her insides to bacon.
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